{yawn} Hey, what's all this shredded wrapping paper? Did you open a present last night?!?!

Monte, what was it again?

What was, what?

You know, the Golden Rule of Christmas! The one that says we get to open...what was it? One? Yes, one present on Christmas Eve.

Did you...just make that up? I’m pretty sure the golden rule states to treat others the way you want to be treated.

Exactly! So I treat myself to one present on Christmas Eve and I get to open the others the next day.