I’m working on Woot’s commercial for the Big Game. It’s supposed to show what shopping on Woot is really like. Any ideas?

Remember when you tried to buy that computer from a guy on a message board?

You mean the time when I showed up to meet the guy and he whacked me with a bag of frozen sausages, took my money, but left the sausages?

Yeah, that.

(-Submitted by @mydearWootson)