But then HOW will I show my appreciation for you, Monte? -- I mean if we're gonna get in the true spirit of Prime Appreciation Week here, I need to show you how important you are to me!

If you can tell me how a two-story macaroni sculpture on the lawn of Woot! offices where I'm pinching my own butt shows your "appreciation" for me, I'll clean it all up myself. Go.

...Um ...Fine, I'll get a ladder and a fire hose that spits that "al dente" water.