So I might check out the Bacon thing tomorrow. Want to come with?

Before I say yes, let me clarify. Is this the show at the art museum with all the paintings of popes?

Art museum? I didn't even know we HAD one of those!

Right, of course. And is it a scholarly debate about the real author of Shakespeare's works?

Schol- hey, get OVER yourself, Monte! I'm talking about the World Bacon Brunch at the Bacon Bits Truck Stop And Diner just past the interstate! Canadian AND American and I think some from Mexico too! All you can eat!

I think I have plans.