Uhh. I have a tummy ache.

What did you eat today?

Just a Toaster Strudel, three bananas, an animal cracker (camel), a pound cake, a T-bone steak (medium rare), a good long pull at the moonshine jug, snapped into a Slim Jim, oh and five smelly purple pencil erasers.

Whuh-- Buddy, let's just agree to START with the non-food items next time, okay?