No? Are you sure? I mean, I can pay. Not just pay, but PAY. Can't we work something- Hello? Hello?

Who had the good sense to hang up on you just now, Mortimer?

This stuck-up medical receptionist. You believe I can't find a single doctor willing to help me stay cool in this heat by injecting freon into my veins?

Well, it's good to know there are still some things money can't buy.

I've heard people talk about healthcare rationing, but I never thought it would affect me. Thanks a lot, Sweden.