OW! Why did you just slap me?

I demand satisfaction, my good monkey. You have insulted my simian honour. This effrontery will not stand, I say!

Is this because I made fun of you for eating that expired guacamole at lunch?

You mocked me! I demand a duel!

You know what? Fine. Swords or pistols at dawn? And I assume this is to the death?

...I shall let you off with a warning THIS time. Good DAY, sir.