You ready for the new Facebook video shoot today?

No, I'm not going.

What, why not?! We have a lot of budget we've already laid out!

I feel ugly after being at home for so long. I'm just a big, boring, chubby monkey. Sigh.

Mortimer, everyone feels like that, it's okay. Be a little kinder to yourself. We're all getting through this time the best we all can and I think you are just as handsome and irascible as ever.

I'm sorry, did I miss a line? I didn't hear a joke in there.

No joke today, buddy. Why don't you take a shower while I make us a healthy breakfast?

...thanks, Monte.