Man, I love hot sauce

Is that why you're pouring a quart of it on that peanut butter sandwich there?

Yup, I just LOVE me some.... OW! OW, THAT'S HOT! OWWW!

What did you think would happen?!?!

Oh, "jelly." Yup.

Huh?

I meant to say, "Man, I love jelly." Simple mistake.

No. No, it is most certainly not.