So answer the old question: Boxers or Briefs?

What are you doing??? SHHHHH!

What? Why? I just asked what underwear--

I KNOW what you asked. We can't make people think about our underwear, Mortimer.

Why not??

...because we are CLEARLY not wearing any and as soon as we make the connection in their minds of Monkeys+Clothes, they'll realize we are two adults wearing nothing but capes to work every day and our bosses will be forced to fire us for indecent exposure.

It's called the Porky Pig Plight.

...whoah