The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Sat, 23 Oct 2021

Continuing our conversation from yesterday, what other candy do you hate?

Candy buttons. Those taste like a Home Depot receipt with a Slurpee stain on it.

Or those wax Coke bottles. Those taste like a dental exam.

How about Bit-O-Honey? Those taste like a dull migraine.

At this rate we'll have nothing to set out for Halloween.