Okay, no more references to your side gig as an energy drink mascot and we get to keep our jobs.

What if it naturally comes up in conversation?

I guess so...

Hey, Monte. I noticed you ate all those pretzels I put out. Are you thirsty?

Well, I guess I am a little parched—OH NO!

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