Good morning, Mortimer, how are--Why is there kitschy crap nailed to all the walls? And why are you wearing that stupid outfit?

Welcome to "Mort's Emports!" We're the hottest new retro- family- sports- bar- grill- restaurant in the neighborhood! Can I get you set up with a pitcher of Bloody Marys and some of our signature Blippin' Dippers?

No, I just want my breakfast, please.

Oh, then you'll want our Slippin' Slappers, it's the breakfast version of our Blippin' Dippers.

I hate every word that's coming out of your face.