Hey, Monte? You know those little roly-poly bugs from the backyard?

Yes, Mortimer, you are speaking of the terrestrial crustacean that may also go by the names "potato bugs," "pill bugs," "slaters," or "doodle bugs."

Yeah, well whatever you call 'em I'm sorry I put one in your ear while you napped on the davenport.

EAAAHHHH!!!!! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT! GET IT OUT!