Did you catch that new series on--

No, please don't recommend anything more. There is SO much to watch already and I feel like I'm drowning in digital content.

But you won't be up to date on all the pop culture happenings!

Mortimer, I still have a Blackberry and own boot-cut jeans, do you think I care about staying current on pop culture?

No, I suppose the combined culture shock would literally kill you at this point.