Original release date: Fri, 21 Jan 2022
 | I snagged a PS5! |
What? That's amazing! How did you get a Playstation? |  |
| No, I meant when I was fishing I simultaneously caught a Pufferfish, Sailfin, Shark, Swordfish, and Short-fin Sturgeon, a situation better known to the seafaring crowd as a “PS5.” |
Why do I talk to you? | |
| Tomorrow I'm going fishing for the even-more-elusive "XBOXSERIESX"! |