I’ve been thinking about ways we can make the office more efficient.

Uh oh.

Why do you say, “Uh oh?”

First it was indoor carrier pigeons, then etch-a-sketch sticky notes, and then phones in the bathroom stalls! What now?

Retrofit a beer helmet to dispense iced coffee. Less trips to the breakroom and the drink tube keeps your hands free.

....I hate that I like that idea.