How are you training to retake your 1998 Regional Semi-Final Pog Championship crown?

I'm gonna live like it's 1998! Right now I'm eating a box of Oreo Cakesters, chasing it with a bowl of Waffle Crisp, and then paging my friends on my beeper!

Okayyyy. And what's with the VCR?

I gotta watch my Ally McBeal tapes!