Mortimer, you still have your lights on. Is it because you're afraid of the dark?

No way! Only BABIES are afraid of the dark.

Hey, it's not so uncommon. 1 in 4 people report a fear of the dark!

Well that's comforting.

You hear that? Is it the rustling of leaves or the whispered claws of a spirit climbing the side of our house towards this very window?

What?!

Probably just the leaves. Anyway, have a good night!