You coming over tonight for must-see TV?

But it's summertime. Those sitcoms are in re-runs.

What sitcoms? I'm talking about the season finale of Skating With The Spoiled Housewives Of Cannibal Island.

I'll pass, thanks.

OK, but if Ariel can turn a triple lutz, she gets to eat Brendalynne - off of Brendalynne's own Swarovski platter! Are you sure you wanna miss that?