You been reading the Woot blog? Looks like those Woot writers are having a good time at the Penny Arcade Expo in Seattle.

Better them than me. I couldn't stand to be around all those gamer freaks. Yuck.

Uh, Mortimer, don't you spend hours a day playing video games?

Yeah. And would YOU want to crowd into a convention hall with 65,000 people like me?

I see your point.