Man, can you believe this week's Woot video podcast? Some people have no pride or dignity.

You're picking on a guy who dressed as a dog for the sake of comedy?

Yeah! I mean, have a little self-respect, y'know?

Didn't you once drink a bottle of corn syrup and end up needing someone to drive you home from work because you were so sick?

Yeah but that was for a DARE, not a podcast.