Mortimer, you haven't done any work all day. What gives?

Oh come on, Monte. It's only a matter of time before we're all replaced by robots.

Ah, I see. You're demoralized by the idea that you could be replaced by a machine.

No, I'm just trying to set an example for the robots. The bosses aren't gonna program them to goof off, so they'll have to learn it somewhere.