Mortimer, today I just wanted to say... well, we've got nothing at all in common, but... I still respect you as a fellow American.

Wow, thanks buddy. I feel the same way about you. Hey, you want some of these brownies I'm eating?

Aren't those my brownies? The brownies I made myself?

Yeah, that's why I figured you'd want some. We're in this together, right? Me and you against the world?

... hand me that corner one, please.

You got it, pal.