Look, I don't want to talk about it.

Uh, I didn't say anything. I don't even know what you're talking about.

More like what I'm NOT talking about. I just said I didn't want to talk about it. Will you please respect my privacy?

Sure. Great.

OK, fine, jeez! If you're gonna be that way about it, if you just HAVE to know, I'll tell you! So what happened was, the other day my sister-in-law called me about these wet cardboard boxes I left in their bathtub. And do you believe she had the nerve to actually give me an ultimatum to come pick them up? After I spent half of my Saturday cleaning up after her incontinent parakeets? Well, I wasn't about to sit there and take that from her, of all people. So I said...

Can I please respect your privacy? Please?