I went to a bar last night where they said they had a "rotating tap," but get this: all the taps were stock still, not rotating at all.

Yeah, that's because "rotating tap" doesn't mean the tap physically rotates. It means that there's a different beer on that tap every week or month or whatever.

What?! Really?! I better go back to that bar and confirm that you're correct this very instant!

But it's noon. On a Thursday. And there's work to do.

Knowledge cares not about such petty concerns, Monte. To the bar!