Inhale my rich musk while you can, Monte, because as soon as my script makes its way around, I'll be on my way to Hollywood!

I admire your optimism, Mortimer, but it's harder than you think to come up with a movie idea that's stupid in just the right way to get Hollywood's attention at the moment.

TIC TAC TOE: THE MOTION PICTURE.

...Uh, wow. Can I have your desk fan when you move?