When are you going to tell me who your big office crush is?

It doesn't matter. I'm not that into her anymore.

Why not? What happened?

Let's just say you should never decide on a soulmate until you take a good look at her cubicle décor.

Aha! It's the girl with the poster over her desk that says "LIFE IS SHORT, BUY THE SHOES!" I knew it!

How could I have been such a fool?