Ugh. My meeting with my armadillo-hormones connection didn't go well at all.

Let me guess: he finally convinced you that injecting armadillo hormones will not help you grow body armor?

No, I'll never be convinced of that. THIS guy was trying to pass off ordinary weasel hormones as armadillo hormones! Can you believe that? I'm starting to think buying armadillo hormones on Craigslist is a really stupid idea.

Well, it's part of a really stupid idea, at least.