Did you hear? This morning on our Late Morning talk show that long-time Woot writer Jason Toon is leaving?

Yeah, I asked him to pick me up a sandwich while he's out.

No, Mortimer, not leaving for a little while. Like, he's actually leaving.

You mean I'll never get my sandwich?! Oh no! I can feel the tears coming now!

Wait, about Jason or the sandwich? Wait, no. Don't answer that. On behalf of all of us here, thanks for everything, Jason!