Pfft! I can't believe all these sheep. Celebrating "Thanksgiving" as if it's not some ploy by Big Turkey to get us a day off so we can eat and drink all day with our family.

That doesn't sound like a ploy. That just sounds nice.

They've gotten to you, huh, Monte? That's a real shame.

Look, do you want a drumstick or not?

Oh please, I'm starving!