The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Thu, 12 Dec 2013
Mortimer

Okay, Monte, so imagine a psychic goes into a fast food place and all he wants is a drink. Not a really big drink nor a really small one. What would you call that?

 
 
 

I would call that a weird and complicated setup to a really dumb joke.

Monte
 
Mortimer

No, you'd call it a medium's medium! Wait, what was your answer?