"Aren't you the tiniest bit sorry we didn't get a Christmas tree? I mean, even though they're dirty and messy and corny and cliche."

"I don't knoooooow, Margo!"

No, no! You're supposed to say, "Well, where are you going to find a tree at this hour on Christmas eve?" and then a tree comes crashing through the window.

"I should say it?"

You should say it! But not until ... oh I see what you did there.