Monte, I've got a problem. I wanna root for Seattle on February 2nd because we live here, but my doctor told me I'm a Denver fan.

Your doctor told you?

Yeah! He said I've come down with Bronco-itis, or something. Hey, by the way, I accidentally took a sip of your soda in the fridge because I thought it was mine.

You know what, Mortimer, why don't you finish it.