Monte, I have a great idea for a new type of pizza. Check it out: it's just like normal pizza, but instead of dough, you have more cheese!

Wait, how would it stay together?

It wouldn't. You'd eat it out of a bowl.

Yeah, I don't think so, Mortimer...

Just because of the bowl? So I guess you don't like soup then, huh? Or are you just A HUGE HYPOCRITE?!?