The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Sun, 16 Feb 2014
Mortimer

Monte, do you want to join my fantasize baseball team?

 
 
 

Sure! I love fantasy baseball. Is it a roto or head-to-head -- wait, what did you say?

Monte
 
Mortimer

Fantasize baseball. We sit around and think about what the top players would look like with long, windswept hair.

 
 
 

How do you determine the winner?

Monte
 
Mortimer

Everybody wins in fantasize baseball.