The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Thu, 6 Mar 2014
Mortimer

I'm trying to be healthier. From now on, I'm not eating sandwiches with any meat in them. Just bread.

 
 
 

Um, the bread is actually less healthy than the meat, as long as you don't overdo it.

Monte
 
Mortimer

You're right. From now on, I'll eat only the meat. No bread. But I'll eat four times the meat I usually eat to make up for the bread.

 
 
 

See, that's overdoing.

Monte
 
Mortimer

You're right. I will quadruple my sandwich intake. For health.

 
 
 

Why do I even try to talk to you?

Monte