Have you seen the latest hilarious Internet video?

No, not yet.

Oh man! Have you been following the many great dramas on television these days?

Well, no, but -

Have you heard the latest top 40 songs? What about all those award-winning films you said you wanted to see? Did you download that app I told you about? HAVE YOU BEEN READING AWESOME POPULAR EMAILS ON THE INTERNET?

I need a nap.