So, whatcha doing this butts?

I'm sorry, what?

This butts. Got any plans? I was thinking of going to this music festival, but it's only this butts. Wanna come?

I think someone hacked your iPhone and replaced "weekend" with "butts." Either way, no thanks.

Nah, I've always just called "butts" butts. Sounds way more butts. Anyway, suit yourself. See ya next butts!