What the CRAPP is this about?!

Uh, duh? Woot's got a shiny new iPhone app available in the App Store.

I know! Didn't you hear the extra "p" when I said "crapp?!" That was the joke! For crying out loud, I can't carry this double-act alone, Monte.

Ah, so THAT'S the basis of this relationship.

You mean RELATIONSHAPP?

I do not.