I'm so sick of this thing, "Said nobody ever."

Mortimer, that's ridiculous. Of course somebody has said "I'm so sick of this thing" before.

No, no, no, I'm sick of the trend in which people end sentences with, "Said nobody ever."

Said nobody ever.

Right.

No, I'm saying that nobody has ever said that they're sick of the "Said nobody ever" trend, because it's so great.

*Sigh*