Hey Mortimer! Have you ever had a fresh fig? I got some this weekend at the farmer's market!

Oh no, thanks Mortimer, I don't eat wasps.

Wh... what?

Yeah, Mortimer, didn't you know that fig wasps co-evolved with the tree? They're the only thing that pollenates it, many end up dying in the figs.

This seems so so untrue.

I ASSURE YOU IT IS NOT, it was the last FigFact I read on my Fig-A-Day calendar before I decided I will never eat a fig again.