Wow, a new Woot site! I'm so excited about Home.Woot!

Eh. Whatever.

New daily homegoods deals featuring top-shelf brands at the lowest prices anywhere, and all you can say is "whatever"?

I've got more substantial things to occupy my time than filling my house with a bunch of fancy tablecloths.

Oh, I get it. You got evicted again.

Here's a copy of my lease! Show me where it says I can't use the apartment to make my own fireworks!