The Dialogues of Monte and Mortimer

Original release date: Tue, 25 Oct 2011
Mortimer

Pumpkin time! Let's carve, buddy!

 
 
 

No way. Not after last year. Seventeen stitches, remember?

Monte
 
Mortimer

Hey, the knife slipped. It could've happened to anybody.

 
 
 

It slipped because you were trying to carve a pumpkin and watch that Facts of Life Halloween special at the same time.

Monte
 
Mortimer

You can never let anything go. You're just like Blair.