No. You made me promise not to give it to you, no matter how much you begged. So the answer's still no.

Come on, I just need it for a minute. A second. Half a second! Please!

No. I'm keeping your mouse for the duration of this Woot-Off so you can't buy anything. That's what you wanted me to do.

I just need it long enough to buy this one thing. Then I'm kicking it. For good. For real this time. I swear.

You do know that even if you bought it, that mouse wouldn't get here in time for you to use it for this Woot-Off, right?

Would it kill you to just let an addict have his delusions?