Hey, Monte, do you know anything about computers? I think I have a virus or something.

Sort of. What's the problem?

All these stupid pop-ups, that's what! "Where are the files I need?" "I need that project, stat!" "Are you there?"

Um, I think that's just other co-workers trying to instant message you.

Well, how do I turn it off? I'm never going to win this Flash game with all this distraction.