Mortimer, what are you doing with my phone?

Check it out! I Googled a bunch of area codes in the Midwest. I've been calling people all day and saying, "Hot enough for ya?"

And why do you need to use MY cell phone?

I don't want them to have MY number. The Midwest is full of jerks.

Why do you say that? Lots of our customers live there. We have FRIENDS there!

Well, so far everyone I've called has been really angry.