I've decided to join a support group for my gambling addiction.

Wow, Mortimer, I'm very proud of you. It's a big step to admit you have a problem and seek help by banding together with others who are battling those same demons.

Wait, what? You mean, this group isn't going to support my gambling habit by giving me some extra cash?

No, they're going support you by listening.

BUT I CAN'T WAGER "LISTENING" AT THE CRAPS TABLE!!