Hey, do you have room at your place for a broken photocopier? I need to get it out of my garage. It's yours for free if you want it.

No, I don't have room. And if I did, I wouldn't want to fill it with a broken photocopier.

OK, just thought I'd ask. Well, I gotta go. I need to run to the stationery store on my lunch break.

What do you need from the stationery store?

Like, 12 rolls of wrapping paper. You're not gonna BELIEVE what I'm giving you for your birthday!