oo! Bargain Bin sale is today! I'm gonna snap up some deals!

I don't like those sales.

What? Why not? You can get some CRAZY deals on stuff.

The only "stuff" in the last bin was three rotten bananana peels, an empty dim sum container, and some pencil shavings.

Mortimer, that was a trash bin.

False, FALSE advertising I say, sir! It will not stand!